Words of Wisdom 3

Words of Wisdom 3
Nothing is ever so bad, that it can't get worse.

If a series of events can go wrong,
it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

After things have gone from bad to worse,
the cycle will repeat itself.

When the going gets tough,
everyone leaves.

If you wait, it will go away.
If it was bad, it'll come back.

No matter what goes wrong,
there is always someone who knew it would.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Never test an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune times.

In order for something to come clean,
something else must get dirty.

Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter,
since nobody listens.

Nothing is ever done for the right reason.

If everybody doesn't want it, nobody gets it.

The secret to success is sincerity.
Once you can fake it, you've got it made.

To pick the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

An expert is anyone from out of town.

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.

Never create a problem for which you don't have the answer.

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

You always find something the last place you look.

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist is afraid they're right.

The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

The item you had your eye on the minute you walk in will be taken by the person in front of you.

The longer you stand in line, the grater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

A crisis is when you can't say
"Lets forget the whole thing".

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

The slowest checker is always at the quick check out lane.

You can always find
what you're not looking for.

Whenever you cut your fingernails,
you will need them an hour later.

Forgive and remember.

The best pictures avail themselves right after the last frame is exposed.

The best shots are attempted through the lens cap.

Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
A good manager can make a decision without enough facts.
A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

If you don't care where you are, you can't be lost.

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

When somebody drops something,
everyone will kick it around instead of picking it up.

Conscience may not prevent you from doing wrong,
but it is sure to keep you from enjoying it.

A failure is a person who has blundered
and is not able to cash in on the experience.

Take care what you say.
You don't have to explain what you don't say.

In order to know the value of money,
one should borrow it.

It doesn't take long for a person with push
to pass a person with pull.

We were better off when charity
was a virtue instead of a tax deduction.

Back in the horse and buggy days
they really had a stable economy.

When we do our best today,
we set the stage for a better tomorrow.

If God wanted us to see the sunrise,
He would have scheduled it later in the day.

The biggest drawback to budding love these days
is the blooming expense.

You can know a great deal about a person
by what he says about others.

Being married saves a man a lot of time
making up his mind about things.

Good examples have twice the value of good advice.

Never invite trouble.
It will accept the invitation every time.

A housewarming is to give another chance to people who didn't send a wedding gift.

Nothing conceals your laurels as much as resting on them.

It seems some people have no use
for people they can't use.

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