Words of Wisdom 2

Words of Wisdom 2
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . .
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Smile - it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Just wink, I'll do the rest!

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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