Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom
"Express Lane: Five beers or less"
-- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Phoenix, Arizona.

"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
-- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
-- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

"You're too good for him."
-- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, California.

"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
--The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

"Beauty is only a light switch away."
-- Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
-- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, Illinois

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