What's Sex?

What's Sex?
A little girl runs out to the back-yard where her father is working, and asks him "Daddy, what's sex?"So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs etc...He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections and wet-dreams. Then he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He describes masturbation, anal and oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and discipline, rape, pedophilia, homosexuality, bestiality, sex toys etc. etc.

The girl stands there, blinking repeatedly at this influx of brand new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

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