What & Why

What & Why

What is the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
What are 3 two letter words that mean short?
Is it in?
Why don't they have blind skydivers?
It scares the shit out of the dogs.
Why don't pygmies wear tampons?
They keep stepping on the strings.
What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral?
One less drunk.
What is the last thing that runs through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?
His ass.

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