Toy Train

Toy Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother working in her kitchen was listening to her small son playing with his new electric train in the adjoining living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off right now, cause this is the last stop... and all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the god damn train cause we're leaving".

The mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go to your bedroom for two hours and think about what you said and when you come out, you may play with your train again, but I want you to use much nicer language".

Two hours later her son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all your belongings with you. Thank you for riding with us today and we do hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under the seat. Remember please, that there is no smoking except in the Club Car. We hope that you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.

Copyright © 1998 Griffin Web Design. All rights reserved.
Information in this document is subject to change without notice.
Other products and companies referred to herein are trademarks of their respective companies.