The Successful Lawyer

The Successful Lawyer
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask open his mouth, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about his new Jag. Swearing at the truck driver; screaming about how severely the new Jag had been damaged; ranting about how the body shop could never make it new again. Going on and on, about the damage to his brand new prize possession.

By then the cop was returning from his squad car where he had called an ambulance, shaking his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you haven't even realize that you arm has been torn off at the elbow!"

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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