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  • Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy
  • We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
  • It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
  • My karma ran over your dogma.
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
  • IT IS as bad as you think and THEY ARE out to get you.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
  • My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me.
    Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
  • Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
  • Is there life before coffee?
  • Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
  • The weather is here.  Wish you were beautiful.
  • I came.  I saw.  I did a little shopping.
  • If money could talk, it could only say goodbye!
  • If it's too loud, you're too old.
  • The worst day fishing is better than the best day working!
  • Who cares who's on board?
  • So many pedestrians.  So little time.
  • Honk if you're illiterate!
  • Fight crime, shoot back!
  • If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
  • Go ahead and honk.  I'm reloading!
  • Give Blood
  • Play Hockey

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