The Shit List

The Shit List

Ghost Shit -- That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean Shit -- The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Shit -- The kind where you wipe your but 50 times and it still feels unwiped. So you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with brown stain.
Second Wave Shit -- It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
Brain-Hemorrhage Through-Your-Nose-Shit or the Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Shit -- The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Shit -- The kind where you shit so much that you lose 30 pounds.
Corn Shit -- Self-explanatory.
Lincoln Log Shit -- The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
Drinker's Shit -- That is the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks left on the bottom of the toilet.
"Gee, I Wish I Could Shit" Shit -- It's the kind where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Shit -- That's the kind where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Shit or the Power Dump -- That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that you butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Liquid Shit -- That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time chronically burning your tender anus.
Mexican Food Shit -- A class all its own!! Including, but not limited to, FLAMES

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