Signs of Road Rage

Signs of Road Rage
You answer the Driver's license exam question,"When someone is passing on your right, always _______________.", with,"Shoot to Kill."

State Farm refuses to insure your vehicle until you remove the gun turrets.

On a trip to the convenience store you've taken enough guns to make a Tarantino film.

You have an open account at Earl Scheib.

Someone passes you and two members of your carpool get killed in the crossfire.

You've developed carpal tunnel syndrome in your middle finger.

The Fox TV chopper is parked down the street from your house waiting for you to leave for work.

Your left forearm is bigger than Popeye's and more tan than Lorenzo Montoban.

You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a Target store.

You exchange your Berretta with a laser sight for a "more serious weapon."

On your license, under "restrictions", it says, "Weapons".

That Yugo hood ornament on your 4x4 is not ACTUALLY an ornament.

The only thing that calms you down is your trusty Megadeth CD.

The car's only a year old and you're on your third horn.

You've traded your plastic statue of St. Christopher for one of A.C. Cowlings.

You'd flash your brights at that dumb ass Jacob ahead of you if your buggy only had headlights.

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