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Potential vs. Reality

A kid comes home from school one day and asks his dad what the difference is between potential and reality.  The dad says, "here is a way to find out the difference.

Go ask your mom this question --- If someone would give you a million dollars to sleep with Robert Redford, would you do it? Then go ask your sister --- If someone would give you a million dollars to sleep with Brad Pitt, would you do it?"

So the son asked his Mom and she replied "Yes I would, but don't tell your Dad that!"

He then went to ask his sister, and his sister said "Hell yes!!"

So the son went back to his dad and his Dad asked, "Well, what did you find out?"

"Well, Dad" the son replied, "potentially we're sitting on 2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."


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