Naval Ranks

Naval Ranks
Admiral
Leaps over tall buildings with a single bound. More powerful than a locomotive. Faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Talks to GOD.

Captain
Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Just as fast as a speeding bullet. More powerful than a switch engine. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks to GOD.

Commander
Leaps short buildings with a running start if the winds are favorable. Almost as powerful as a switch engine. Faster than a speeding B-B. Walks in water in indoor swimming pools. Talks to GOD if special request is approved.

LT. Commander
Barely clears quonset hut. Loses tug of war with a switch engine. Can fire a speeding bullet (sometimes). Swims well. Is occasionally appeased by GOD.

LT
Makes high marks on buildings when attempting to leap over them. Is often run over by locomotive. Can sometimes handle a weapon without inflicting deadly injury. Dog paddles. Talks to himself.

LTJG
Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued ammunition. Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of the mae west. Talks to animals.

ENS
Falls over doorstep when attempting to enter building. Says, "look at the choo-choo" when he sees a locomotive. Owns at least one cap pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles to himself.

Chief
Lifts tall building and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. Talks to no one. "He is GOD".....

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