Top 10 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Top 10 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
10. "I finished off the Oreos."

9. "I don't think that baby weighs forty-two pounds."

8. "Your thighs aren't gonna stay that way, are they?"

7. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

6. "Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

5. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

4. "Got milk?"

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water like Hoover Dam, huh."

1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."

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