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The Perfect Day for Her
8:15Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 lbs
1:00Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00Nap
4:003 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00Hot shower (alone)
10:30Make love
11:00Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15Fall asleep in his big strong arms


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