Oooops!

Oooops!
It seems the gentleman had over-imbibed at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon stepping out of the car and being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper began to write a ticket when an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.

The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. He was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, greeted by two state troopers.

"Are you Mr. Smith?" they asked? He admitted that he was.

"Where you pulled over at 11:30 last night for driving under the influence?"Again, the man admitted that he was.

"And what did you do then," the troopers asked."The man replied that he drove on home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the troopers inquired. The man answered that it was in the garage.

"May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage.

Inside was the state trooper's car.

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