Silent & Odorless

Silent & Odorless
A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. I've got a problem with gas. I pass gas over a hundred times a day. It's always silent and odorless, but none the less, it's a real problem. In fact, I've farted 5 times while I've been standing here!"

The doctor hands here some pills and says, "Take two of these a day and come back to see me in a week."

The woman returns in a week and asks the doctor, "What was in those pills! Not only has the farting not stopped, but now is smells terrible!", she complains.

The doctor replied, "Well, that takes care of your sinus problem. Now we'll work on your hearing."

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