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No Arms - No Legs Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs with a history of wheelchair collisions?
    Rex
  • In a pile of leaves?
    Russell
  • And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later
    PETE!!!!!
  • In the lake
    Bob
  • In a ditch
    Phil
  • Outside the door
    Matt
  • On the wall
    Art
  • What do you call his arms and legs?
    Pieces of Art!
  • What if he also doesn't have a tongue!?
    Tasteless Art!
  • What do you call two guys with no arms/legs in the water
    Swimming trunks
  • No arms, no legs, between two buildings:
    Aly
  • No arms, no legs, no head, no torso:
    Dick.
  • No arms, no legs but able to swim the English Channel:
    Clever Dick
  • A woman with no arms, legs, or torso?
    Muffie
  • No feet:
    Neil
  • Left out in the sun?
    Wilt
  • Covered with cement?
    Rock
  • In your pool?
    Bob
  • In your hot tub?
    Stu
  • On your BBQ grill?
    Frank
  • When you throw him across a pond ?
    Skip
  • On hot asphalt?
    Flip
  • No arms, no legs, and no PELVIS??
    Chester
  • Going over a fence?
    Homer
  • Guy with no arms or legs who's upside down in the end zone?
    Spike
  • In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
    Teddy.
  • A guy with one arm and no legs who holds up your car?
    Jack
  • Two guys with no arms and no legs nailed to your spice rack?
    Herb and Basil
  • Hanging from a chain destroying buildings?
    Rex
  • A man with no arms and no legs out in the middle of the ocean?
    Screwed!!
  • What do you call a guy with no arms or legs stuck in a wall?
    Brad
  • What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a poker table?
    Chip
  • Waterskiing
    Skip
  • Holding drill bit in teeth
    Chuck
  • Thrown against the wall
    Mark
  • In a bottle
    Corky.
  • Hit by lightning
    Rod
  • What do you call two guys with no arms or legs?
    Curt and Rod
  • What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
    Nice tits!
  • What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?
    Eileen
  • A Japanese woman with the same affliction?
    Irene
  • What do you call her after the operation?
    Noleen
  • Woman with no arms or legs who's been force fed beans?
    Gail
  • Woman with no arms or legs who's hanging from your chandelier?
    Crystal
  • A girl with no arms and no legs lying on a grill?
    Patty
  • In your dishwasher
    Dawn
  • In a fry pan
    Pam.
  • In your garden
    Violet
  • In a hole
    Peg
  • A couple that own a butcher shop?
    Chuck and Patty

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