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No Arms - No Legs Jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
- What do you call a man with no arms or legs with a history of wheelchair collisions?
Rex
- In a pile of leaves?
Russell
- And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later
PETE!!!!!
- In the lake
Bob
- In a ditch
Phil
- Outside the door
Matt
- On the wall
Art
- What do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art!
- What if he also doesn't have a tongue!?
Tasteless Art!
- What do you call two guys with no arms/legs in the water
Swimming trunks
- No arms, no legs, between two buildings:
Aly
- No arms, no legs, no head, no torso:
Dick.
- No arms, no legs but able to swim the English Channel:
Clever Dick
- A woman with no arms, legs, or torso?
Muffie
- No feet:
Neil
- Left out in the sun?
Wilt
- Covered with cement?
Rock
- In your pool?
Bob
- In your hot tub?
Stu
- On your BBQ grill?
Frank
- When you throw him across a pond ?
Skip
- On hot asphalt?
Flip
- No arms, no legs, and no PELVIS??
Chester
- Going over a fence?
Homer
- Guy with no arms or legs who's upside down in the end zone?
Spike
- In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
Teddy.
- A guy with one arm and no legs who holds up your car?
Jack
- Two guys with no arms and no legs nailed to your spice rack?
Herb and Basil
- Hanging from a chain destroying buildings?
Rex
- A man with no arms and no legs out in the middle of the ocean?
Screwed!!
- What do you call a guy with no arms or legs stuck in a wall?
Brad
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a poker table?
Chip
- Waterskiing
Skip
- Holding drill bit in teeth
Chuck
- Thrown against the wall
Mark
- In a bottle
Corky.
- Hit by lightning
Rod
- What do you call two guys with no arms or legs?
Curt and Rod
- What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits!
- What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
- A Japanese woman with the same affliction?
Irene
- What do you call her after the operation?
Noleen
- Woman with no arms or legs who's been force fed beans?
Gail
- Woman with no arms or legs who's hanging from your chandelier?
Crystal
- A girl with no arms and no legs lying on a grill?
Patty
- In your dishwasher
Dawn
- In a fry pan
Pam.
- In your garden
Violet
- In a hole
Peg
- A couple that own a butcher shop?
Chuck and Patty
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