Memorable Mottoes

Memorable Mottoes

Drink 'til he's cute, but stop before the wedding.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Intend to live forever... so far, so good.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
I have a mind like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 States.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Join the Army, meet lots of interesting people, kill most of them.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis... raise your neighbor's hand.

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