The Doctor's Mistress

The Doctor's Mistress
Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the Doctor and says "Hi Sammy."

The wife somewhat irritated asks "And who is that?".

Dr: "That's my Mistress."

Wife: "You have a Mistress? How long has this been going on?"

DR: "About five years."

Wife: "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce. You'll be ruined."

DR: "Now think about it, if we divorce we each get half of what we have. You won't have that big house, you won't get a new Cadillac every year and you won't be playing golf and bridge all day with your so called friends."

Just then a cute redhead walks by and says "Hi Sammy."

Wife: "And who is that one?"

DR: "That's Bill Grant's Mistress."

Wife: "Doctor Grant has a Mistress too?"

DR: "About twelve years now."

Wife: "Ours is a lot prettier."

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