How Dogs and Men Are the Same

How Dogs and Men Are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuuming.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking questions.
Neither tells you what's bothering them.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither of them understands what you see in cats.

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