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| I'm hungry | = | I'm hungry |
| I'm sleepy | = | I'm sleepy |
| I'm tired | = | I'm tired |
| Do you want to go to a movie? | = | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Can I take you out to dinner? | = | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Can I call you sometime? | = | I'd eventually like to have sex with youw |
| May I have this dance? | = | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Nice dress! | = | Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage | = | I want to fondle you |
| What's wrong? | = | I don't see why your making such a big deal about this |
| What's wrong? | = | What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
| What's wrong? | = | I guess sex tonight is out of the question |
| I'm bored | = | Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you | = | Let's have sex now |
| I love you, too | = | Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | = | I liked it better before |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | = | $50 and it doesn't look that much different! |
| Let's talk | = | I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me |
| Will you marry me? | = | I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys |
| I like that one better | = | Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! |
| I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together | = | Damn, are you really going to spend that much on a blouse and skirt? |
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