How Men are Better than Dogs

How Men are Better than Dogs
(notice how short the list is!)

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men don't have to play with every man they see.
Men don't eat turds.
Men don't have dog breath ALL the time.
Men can do math stuff.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
It's fun to dry off a wet man.

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