How to Tell If You're Really in Love, in Lust or Married?

How to Tell If You're Really in Love, in Lust or Married?
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love".
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing".
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you climax.
LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's climax.

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say "Hi".
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.

LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - when all you write is checks.

LOVE - when you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - when your farewell is "So same time next week ..."
MARRIAGE - when your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - when you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - when you never see each other awake.

LOVE - when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - when your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - when your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - when nobody else matters.
LUST - when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - when everybody else matters & you don't care who knows!

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