It's the little things in life

It's the little things in life.
Edna and Bill were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 96 years old, and wheelchair bound. Every night, they would meet in the TV room. Edna would lay her hand in Bill's lap and hold his penis while they watched TV for an hour or so. It wasn't much, but it was all they had.

One night, Bill didn't show up. He didn't show up for the next two nights either. Edna assumed he was dead, until she saw him happily wheeling about the grounds.

She approached him asking "Where have you been these past few of nights?"

He replied "If you must know, I was with another woman".

"Bastard!" she cried. "What have you two been doing?".

"The same thing that you and I did," he answered.

"Is she younger than I am?" she asked.

"Nope, she is 98 years old," Bill replied.

"Is she prettier than I am?" she asked.

"No" Bill replied.

"Well then, what does she have that I don't?" Edna asked.

"Parkinson's", he replied.

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