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To My Dear Wife, During the last year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded a mere 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days! I have gone to considerable effort to prepare the following objective list of reasons why I did not succeed more often, and trust that you will seriously address this situation.
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry and get it over with, seven times I had to wake you up to tell you that I had finished, and once I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move. Your Loving Husband To My Dear Husband, I think you have gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not get more than you did.
Of the times we did get together, the reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was "would you like me on my back or kneeling?" the time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. Your Loving Wife |