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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mothers bedroom and saw her rubbing her crotch and saying , "I need a man, I need a man." Over the next week he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her room he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran to his room, took off his cloths, threw himself on his bed and began stroking himself with vigor, moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |