Top Ten Signs You're An Internet Geek

Top Ten Signs You're An Internet Geek
10. On your driver's license application you give your IP address.

9. Your best pick-up line is, "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.

7. You "ping" people to see if they're awake.

6. You "finger" people to find out how they are.

5. You "AYT" people to make sure they're listening to you.

4. You introduce your wife as "lady@home.wife"

3. You introduce your husband as "my domain server."

2. After winning the office Super Bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so Colon-Right-Parentheses!"

1. Two words: "Pizza's here."

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