ISP TV

ISP TV

If Internet Companies Provided Cable Service

All the most popular shows would just 'slow down' just because there were too many people watching it at once.
The nudie channels would make you click your remote saying, "YES, I AM OLD ENOUGH, LET ME SEE THE STUFF."
When you change channels, there'd be a 5 to 10 second wait with an hourglass on the screen while the next channel connects.
There'd be a "back" button on the remote so you can take another look at what you just watched.
Sometimes your TV will complain it cannot "FIND" that channel.
You'd be able to make your TV store the things you like, until it gets too full, then you'd have to delete a few things.
There'd be a cursor on the screen blocking the view, and you'd have to slide your remote control around on the coffee table.
You'd be able to instantly send messages to anyone else with a TV. Of course ADVERTISERS would be able to instantly send messages to everyone for free.
They would advertise, "All the TV you can watch for $20 a month!"
If you're having poor reception, the technical staff at the station would suggest trying to reconnect again, turning your TV OFF and then ON again, Blaming the problem on you, Getting you to re-program your TV, and then telling you that your TV just isn't good enough and to buy one ten times as fast for about $300.
You'd have to hire a high school kid to help you set up and connect your TV.
The NEWS would be only 5% relevant, full of ads, and messages from other people saying, "me too".

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