The Hole

The Hole
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. Wow...that looks deep. ""Sure does... toss some pebbles in there and see how deep it is. "

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise. "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here. . throw one of these down there. That should make a noise. " They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. They think they heard something, but aren't sure. They look at each other in amazement.

One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise. "The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat comes running by them like it were shot out of a cannon, right past them and directly into the hole without hesitation. The two men are astonished with what they'd just witnessed. . .

Then, out ofthe woods comes a farmer who ambles over to them. "Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?""You bet we did!Craziest thing I ever seen!It came running like crazy and went right down into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie. "

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