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End Of The World Headlines

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:
O.  J.  AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
WILL AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?


TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY
WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!


America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.  


Inc.  magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE



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