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Haircuts - The Difference Between Men and Women

Women's version

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.  I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.  And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.  I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version

Man1: Haircut?
Man2: Yeah.


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