The Gynecologist

The Gynecologist
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, and thought he'd become a mechanic. So he enrolled in mechanics' school.

He did fairly well right until the end of the semester. The final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it- obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.

The day he received his grade, he got quite a surprise. He got 150 points!He quickly phoned the instructor and asked about the mark. The instructor said, "No no, that's right. FirstI gave you full credit, 50 points, for stripping down the engine -- a very thorough and efficient job. Next I gave you full credit, 50 points, for reassembling it -- a fantastic job, really. One of the best I've ever seen. And the I gave you a 50 point bonus for doing it all through the tailpipe.

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