You know it's good stuff when...

You know it's good stuff when...
* You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
* The Sun is too loud.
* Trees begin chasing you.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for making coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things becomes "Very Clear".
* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
* You can skip without a rope.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You can travel without moving.
* Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
* Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of people you are talking to.

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