Going Ape

Going Ape
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are visiting the zoo. She's very attractive, long blonde hair, dressed in a close-fitting, very short pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps: charming and alluring.

As they walk through the Ape exhibit and pass in front of a huge, male gorilla, and the animal goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand.

He is obviously excited at the lovely lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor gorilla. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does her seductive little act, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that's he let one of her straps on her shoulders fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now, says the Husband, goading her on: "lift your dress way upon your thighs and move in your most provocative manner". The gorilla is completely incited (and excited), and going utterly berserk.

Then, quickly, the husband grabs his wife, tears open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla, slams the door shut, and rubbing his hands together gleefully, says,

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!!!"

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