You Know You're Gettin' Old When...

You Know You're Gettin' Old When...
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You tell stories about the price of gasoline being less than a dollar.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You make an appointment to see the dentist.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

People call at 9 p. m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"

You send money to PBS.

A trip to the beach includes a metal detector.

You know what the word "equity" means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You get into a heated discusions about pension plans.

You can select the weather channel without checking the TV guide.

You can go bowling without drinking.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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