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Fourth Grade Quotes

Some fourth graders attempts to complete some famous sayings:
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As yee shall make your bed so shall you...  mess it up.

Better to be safe then...  punch a fifth grader.

Strike while the...  bug is close.

It's always darkest before...  daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water but...  how?

Don't bite the hand that...  looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a...  Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new...  new math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll...  stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the...  pigs.

An idle mind is...  the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's...  pollution.

Happy is the bride who...  gets all the presents.

A penny saved is...  not much.

Two's company, three's...  the mustketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...  you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seenand not...  spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind....  get out of the way.


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