Men's Room Rules of Etiquette

Men's Room Rules of Etiquette

NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
Absolutely NO touching of anyone else. Even the slightest touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again."
NO Singing. Period.

Urinal Selection Test
(answers below)

#1 Instinctive(?)

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Stalls 2 and 4 are occupied.
Which one do you take?____

#2 Easy.

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Stall 1 is occupied.
Which one do you take?____

#3 Simple.

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Stalls empty.
Which one do you take?____

#4 Tricky.

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Stalls 2, 4 and 6 are occupied.
Which one do you take?____

#5 This is a test!

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Stalls 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.
Which one do you take?____

#6 Now What!

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Stalls 1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.
Which one do you take?____

Answers

6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.
6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.
1 or 6, You are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."
1 You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left.
4... because 1 and 3 "couple" you with the guy in stall 2.Groups are OK, two men together begins to raise unsavory questions. Need I say more.
NONE! Go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD... for god's sake, man!... use a toilet stall.

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