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Stand Aside for the USS Enterprise

Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95

#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.I say again, divert YOUR course.

#2: No.I must insist, you divert YOUR course.

#1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

#2: This is a lighthouse.Your call...


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