ELEMENTS: Woman & Man

ELEMENTS: Woman & Man

ELEMENT:	Woman
SYMBOL:	WO
DISCOVERER:	Man
ATOMIC MASS:	Accepted as 120 lbs but varies from 110 lbs to 260 lbs
OCCURRENCE:	Copious quantities in urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Very animate.
Highly unstable.
Boils without warning.
Potentially violent when ignored.
Surface usually covered with film.
Freezes without any known reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Found in various states from Virgin Metal to Common Ore.
Yields to pressure if applied correctly.
Ages rapidly.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Combines quickly with Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of exotic food.
Becomes bitter if used incorrectly.
Can explode without warning if handled improperly.
Possessing more than one can be highly explosive if they come into direct contact with each other.
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation of alcohol.
Most powerful asset reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental.
Can be a great aid in relaxation.
Very efficient cleaning agent.

TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in its natural state.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

ELEMENT:	Man
SYMBOL:	XY
DISCOVERER:	(anonymous)
ATOMIC MASS:	180 (+/-100)
OCCURRENCE:	Primarily found in, on or near mechanical equipment

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense, but sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it gets.
Tends to form strong bonds with itself as well.
Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Pretty basic.

USAGE:
None apparent (except possibly as a pack animal)

CAUTION:
In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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