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The Complete Guide to Cows
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

     Cow
          (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||W---||
   ^^    ^^

Cow laden with milk
          (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||w---||
   ^^    ^^

Same cow after milking
         (___)
         (o o)
  /-------\ /
 / |     ||O
*  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^

     Bull
          (___)
         (o o)
  /-------\ /
 / |     ||O
*  ||@\--||
   ^^    ^^

Same bull after seeing
          cows above
  
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/-*
 / |     || \
*  ||----||  *
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/

Cow munching on grass
          (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
)*)(\/* /  *
\ |||/)|/()(
\)|(/\/|)(/\

Grass munching on cow
  
        (__)
        (oo)
 /-------\/
/ |     ||


Cow in water
         (__)
        (oo)




Cow in trouble
  
         (__)
         (oo)
/--------\/
* o|     ||
   ||----||
ooo^^    ^^

Cow taking a shit
            (__)
           (oo)
   /-oooooo-\/
  * ooooooooo
 ooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo

Cow in deep shit
  *        (__) *      (__)
  \       (oo) |      (oo)
   \-------\/  \-------\/
o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||>==/-----||
    ^^    ^^         ^^

Cow getting the shit kicked out of her
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter
      U
 /---V
* |--|
  ^  ^

Cow at 100 meters
      .



Cow at 10,000 meters
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

American Cow
          )__(
         (oo)
  *-------\/
 / |     ||
/  ||----||
   vv    vv

Polish Cow
   vv    vv
  ||----||  *
  ||     | /
 /\-------/
(oo)
(  )

Australian Cow
         (__)
         (OO)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt
          (__)
         (@@)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

    Cow who ate
psychedelia mushrooms
          (__)
         (xx)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

 Cow who used Jolt to wash
down psychedelia mushrooms
         (__)
         SooS
  /------S\/S
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Washington's cow
                 /\
               /  \
         (__)  \  /
         (oo)   \/
  /-------\/    /S
 / |     ||    /  S
*  ||----||___/    S
   ^^    ^^

Ben Franklin's cow
           __
          ||
        (_||_)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Abe Lincoln's cow
         (__)
         (oo)
   /------\/
  /|  |/  |
 / |  [) ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Hugh Hefner's cow
          (___)
         ( O )
  /-------\ /
 / |     ||V
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

   Cyclops cow
 (__)      (__)
(oo)      (oo)
 \/--------\/
  |        |
  ||------||
  ^^      ^^

  Siamese cow
         (__)
         [##]
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Flash Gordon's cow
          (__)
         (@o)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

Little Rascals' cow
               (____)
              (oo  )
   /-----------\  /
  / ||       |  \/
 /  ||       ||||
*   ||||-----||||
    /\/\     /\/\

  Pablo Picasso's cow
     (____)
        (o  o)
 /-----\    /----
/ |   |  \/   |
\ |  |      | | |
 *| | |-----| | |
  /\ /\     /\ /\

 Salvador Dali's cow
          O__O
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

  Disney cow
         \_\/_/
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

 Hawaiian cow
  
*
 \
  \
  |\
\ | \ (__)
 \\|| \(oo)
  \||\ \\/
   ^^ \||
    \\ ||
     \\||
      \||
       ^^
        \\_
         \_

Cow snow skiing
    (__)
   (--)
  /-\/-\
 /|    |\
^ |    | ^
  |    |
  /----\
 /    \ \
^      * ^

Cow sunning
  on Beach
  
         (__)
         (\/)
  /-------\/
 / | 666 ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

  Satanic cow
          (__)
         (oo)
  /-'''''-\/
 / |'''''||
*  ||''''||
   ^^    ^^

  Cow in Argyle
  O O                 O O
--\-\---------------/-/--
   \ \          (__) /
    \ \         (xx)/
     \ +--------+\//
      \|        | /
       +--------+

Cow caught by jungle natives
           (__)
  /--------(00)
 / |      |(  )
*  ||---- ||()
   ||     ||
   ^^     ^^

Cow Chewing Marbles
                *
            **   **
       * **  * * *  **
      *   /  /   \ *  *
   \  \ / \         / /
*  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \
  /           (00)  / /
  \    /-------\/   \ \
  /   / |     ||    / /
\ \  *  ||----||    \ \
/ /     ^^    ^^    / /

       Cow in Heat
          (___)
         (o o)
   /------\ /   (__)
  /    ____O    (oo)
 |   / /----\----\/
 /\oo===|  /    ||
| ||   *||-----||
*

Where did that camera come from!
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   OO    OO

  Detroit cow
          \__\
  O      (oo)
  _\______\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   OO    OO

  Mustang cow
          (__)
         (oo)
 *+-------\/
 ||______||
   ||----||
   OO    OO

  Pickup cow
         (__)
         (oo)
     /----\/
    /    ||
 *-||----||
   OO    OO

  Fastback cow
                  (__)
                 (oo)
  /---------------\/
 / |             ||
*  ||------------||
   OO            OO

       Limo-cow
          \_||_/
         (*||*)
  /-------\||/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   OO    }{

  Teenager's cow
         ____
        (____)

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^

   Holy cow
                 [   ]
                [ --]
                [ oo]
  /-------------- {}
 / |            ||
*  ||           ||
   ||-----------||
   **           **

     Mardi-Gras Cow
                    (__)
                   (OO)
           /-------- +
          / |      ||
 =>------/  ||     ||-------____
            ||-----||       |00|
            mm     mm       |__|

     Comp-u-cow (with mouse)

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