Signs You've Hired the Wrong Clown

Signs You've Hired the Wrong Clown
By the end of the party, he's got every damn kid doing the "pull my finger" trick.

Scares the holy hell outta the kids during the "Severed Limb" trick.

Tells the kids he killed Barney in a blood match in Newark.

Prefaces some of the tricks with, "here's one I learned in the joint. "

Not exactly the Peewee Herman impression you were expecting.

Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!"

His sad clown image includes a revolver to his temple.

The only balloon animals he can make are a snake and a "snake on acid. "

His business cards include the phrase "From the Mind of Stephen King..."

Price list includes "lap dance" and "around the world. "

All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated.

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