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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere else again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard. Meals and smacks included.

Dog for sale: Eats anything, fond of children.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.

Mixing bowl set designed to please any cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home.

Great Dames for sale.

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere and get cheated. Come here first.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiches.

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your liking and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Wanted: chambermaid for rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply tops.

Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.

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