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The Chair

A web addicts dream come true!


Features:
  • Power Pencil Sharpener
  • Cigarette lighter
  • Quick Release handcuffs
  • Sand Filled Airbag
  • Built in ATM Machine
  • Automatic Spinning Motor
  • Keyboard swivel arm attachment
  • Mink lined seat belt
  • Pop-Up Bill Gates Dart Board
  • Push button waste release chute
  • Integrated Tapper for coffee or Beer
  • Dual heating and massage
  • Built in sun visor for screen glare
  • Automated hand that pats you on the back
  • Automatic tropical drink mixer
  • One touch direct line to local Pizza parlor
  • Self cleaning ashtray
  • Am/Fm cassette/CD player with surround sound
  • Rear-loading Keg Rack
  • Flip down Virtual Reality helmet
  • Thumb activated "get the hell out of my way" bell
  • Vanity mirror where objects appear younger than they really are
  • Solar Panels and three-day battery storage back up


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