Business Signs

Business Signs
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

In a Non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

On a Front Door:
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In a Podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."

At a Used Car Lot:
"Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The quickest way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

At a Dry Cleaner's:
"Drop your pants here."

On a desk in a Reception Room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

On the side of a Garbage Truck:
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear the pins drop."

In a Cafeteria:
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."

On the door of a Music Library:
"Bach in a minuet."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a Counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."

Sign outside brothel:
"On Vacation. Beat it."

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