Boys and Girls Are Not the Same

Boys and Girls Are Not the Same
You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. THEN it will hit him in the nose.

You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later.
You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you drive.

Boys' rooms are usually messy.
Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made.
A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a weapon.

When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them.
When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.

Baby girls find mommy's makeup and instinctively start painting their face.
Baby boys find mommy's makeup and instinctively start painting the walls.

If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.
If a boy accidentally burps, he will form a word.

Even at an early age, girls are attracted to boys.
At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

Girls turn into women.
Boys turn into bigger boys.

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