You Know You're in Arizona When...

You Know You're in Arizona When...
You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the incumbent

You notice your car overheating before you drive it

You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing

You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water

You see more irrigation water on the streets than in the yards

You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink

You can hear a weather forecast of 112 degrees without looking up

You have to go to a fake beach to play in fake waves

You discover each July that it only takes two fingers to drive your car

You know how to make sun tea, instinctively

You run your air conditioner in winter so you can enjoy your fireplace

The best parking place is matter of shade -- not distance

You know that "Valley Fever" isn't a song

When you can make your instant coffee from the cold water tap

You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe","Mogollon Rim" and "Cholla" – CORRECTLY1

It's noon, on Saturday, in July, and there isn't a child or bicycle in site

You actually burn your hand opening the mail box

Sunscreen is sold year round, next to the checkout counter, by the pint!

Some fool is selling mini-misters for joggers and some other fools are buying them

The price on that ‘67 Chevelle with vinyl seats is just $150

You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"

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