50th Anniversary

50th Anniversary
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"

To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys...One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"

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