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If 99.9% Were Good Enough

  • 12 newborns would be given to the wrong parents daily
  • 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes would be shipped/year
  • 18,322 pieces of mail would be misdelivered (per hour!)
  • 2,000,000 documents would be lost by the IRS per year
  • 5 million books would be shipped with the wrong covers
  • Two planes would NOT land at Chicago's O'Hare airport
  • 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary would be misspelled
  • 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions would be filled this year
  • 880,000 credit cards would turn out to have incorrect information on their magnetic strips
  • 103,260 income tax returns would be processed incorrectly per year
  • 5 million cases of soft drinks produced would be flat
  • 291 pacemaker operations would be performed incorrectly
  • 3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal would be missing one of it's sections
  • A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take .4 seconds)


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