The Pope and the 7 Dwarves

The Pope and the 7 Dwarves
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?".

"No Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not".

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?", Dopey questions.

"No Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."

"Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"No Dopey," the Pope says, "sadly, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

And softly, in the background, the six remaining dwarves begin to chant, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin."

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