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Once a flashy young man drove up in a flashy red Corvette convertible to a Hardware store and parked it before entering the shop.
A small kid driving an old moped drove up and spotted this flashy red car and could not resist it. He hopped into it and tried all the controls for the feel.
The young man came out of the store and spotted the kid in his jazzy car and caught him by the scruff of his neck and threw him out of the car asking him to clear off.
The young man then switched gears and drove away. He was in the 2nd gear and doing 30 mph when he saw a small black spot on his rear-view mirror which grew larger and larger and then WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZ, the kid shot past on his old moped into the horizon.
This enraged the Vette owner, who shifted to the 3rd Gear and shot his speed up to 50-60-70 mph and soon enough zipped past the kid on the moped and continued at 80 mph.
Soon enough, the young man noticed the small spot on his mirror which grew larger and larger until WHIZZZZZZZZZ the young kid whizzed past him on his moped in a cloud of dust into the distant horizon.
The Vette clicked into the 4th gear and shot up to 90-100 -110 mph and soon enough caught up with the moped and with an angry wave of his hand he swept past the moped.
Soon enough (you guessed it), the small spot again appeared in the rear view mirror and the moped WHIZZZZ past in a cloud of dust with the kid arched on it with eyes tightly closed and blitzing past at 110 mph and disappeared into the horizon.
The Vette was desperate and accelerated to 140 mph and caught up with the moped and soon both were screaming at each other to stop.
They drove to the side of the road and faced each other. The Young man glared at the kid and said, "Now what?!"
The kid, in a very flustered way replied, "You jerk, my suspenders are caught in your car door!"
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